ABOUT ME
My name is apple, and I'm red. I'm also orange, and I'm orange. I can also be called lemon, and I'm yellow. I'm also grass! Which is (obviously) green. Ditto.
I can be called pie by some of my alien friends from Jupiter and Mars. We like eating chocolate chip brownies and because they're browny and chocolatey and the brownie likes pie. And everyone knows that pie shall conquer the world.
This profile inspiration is given by Xero-sama, who owns a very cute tako that I like to squish a lot. Me and my friends hail from Earth, we live together in a mushroom house and eat american indian paos for breakfast. North South East West.